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Yesenia. She/her. 21.
Puerto Rican in Texas.
Dating a handsome man.

why is it so difficult for plus sized clothing to be modeled on actual plus size people? my search for size 18 clothing is not gonna go well if you keep showing me people who are wearing the same thing in a size 4 i don’t care how the size 4 looks like

5 hours ago   &   5

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

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onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

5 hours ago   &   17557

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)

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cfmartinandco:

Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out

cfmartinandco:

Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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#omg

shaqmaster23:

the producers of The Giver sitting around choosing to make huge plot changes and choosing to add romantic subplots and I’m over here like 

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spectralsheep replied to your post: Why are porn blogs following me I have…

your burrito skills probably drew them in.

omg

6 hours ago   &   2

shelter’s description of a cat: “the sofia vergara of cats!”

o k

Why are porn blogs following me I have nothing to offer you

7 hours ago   &   2

smashervass:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

Jon is what more white people need to be like

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my bf is watching doomsday preppers and there’s this lady who lives in NY near a nuclear power plant and she’s concerned about how her bunker could be fortified against it and i’m sitting here like HOW ABOUT YOU MOVE??? to a place NOT near a nuclear power plant maybe???? like get your stupid bunker if you really want it but goddamn

sliceofbri:

guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge

don’t tell me representation isn’t important

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awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

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